ImNoBetterThanU

I know that I have acquired three to four regular readers and I know I have not been writing as of late (nothing of substance anyway) and for that I apologize. Well, here is more writing without substance; but, it made me laugh when I needed a smile so I thought I would share. Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00.    The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.    The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the  donkey died.'    Chuck replied,  'Well, then just give me my money back.'    The farmer said,  'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'  Chuck said,  'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'    The farmer asked,  'What ya gonna do with him?    Chuck said,  'I'm going to raffle him off.'    The farmer said,  'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'    Chuck said,  'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead....

anyone that knows me in real life knows that I am one of the biggest Google advocates on earth. In fact most people that meet me also ask me why I do not work for Google in their marketing department. Well, I wish I knew...I am sure the several times I have sent in my resume just blends in with the other 4,000 resumes that they receive daily. Additionally, I am sure that my resume is highly unimpressive to them. On paper I would not appear to have anything to provide as far as being an asset to their marketing department. I am an extrovert, a people person, I need an outside marketing position...lol. Anyway...the whole point of this post was not for me to toot my horn about how I am such a wonderful (self proclaimed) marketer for Google. The reason for this post is this hilarious video I cam across. We all (I hope) know abnout the controversy of the cars that take the street view pictures for Goole maps/earth. Check out this video. *UPDATE: You have got to go check out the other (Googl...

Those of you not very familiar with Texas will have a harder time fully understanding this...but I find it hilarious! Lubbock Barbie Comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck, boob job, and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version. San Angelo Barbie The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. West Odessa Barbie This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) .....unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about. Midland Barbie This yuppie Barbie comes with your cho...